Second Life: World War LOL
Marshal Cahill started playing Second Life before the boom came, and has since witnessed arrogant gamers grow rampant. Players hog real estate, step on each others’ free speech, and run online mafias that harass the entire community. So how does he plan to solve this problem? Nukes of course.
According to the last boss, disgruntled Second Life vets are rising up against the commercialization and popularization of their beloved Second Life world. I’m not sure which part of their world they saw as proper between the dildo storms and furry role-playing. Maybe it was the flying cars.
So these rebels set off two nukes. I’m not sure what a nuke in Second Life does. It probably just posts to a message board.
“I cast rebellious nuke.”
The company I work for is seriously considering making a space in Second Life. Look for us between the bestiality circus and franks cock gun store.
hahaha - im sure the second life 2nd amendment states that they all have a right to bear cock guns. thanks for spreading the word!
Comment by Fronz — February 24, 2007 @ 3:15 am
SL Liberation Army are just a bunch of bitch ass communists. We have done massive intelligence and recon on them and we pounded them into submission. And yes nukes do some damage in sl like blasting everyone out of an area. There will always be someone killing people for no reason though so dont expect it to stop all together.
Just say NO to the SL Liberation Army!
Comment by Evgeniy — March 30, 2007 @ 7:07 pm