iPhone Celibacy
I’m waiting. I hope you can understand, it’s nothing against you. I think you’re great! Every time I see you, I want to touch you as if you were my own, but I have to wait.
You’re a really great device, but, you’re missing some things. I’m willing to work around that. We can work around that when the time is right. It’s just, your parents are asking for too much, I can’t afford what they want for you. I can’t give that to you yet. Right now I can’t give you what you need. But I’m confident in one more year I’ll be ready and things will be great. I mean, things are moving in a great direction and soon, everything will be ready.
In one more year my divorce with the Helio Ocean will be legal and I won’t have to pay any fines. Then we can be joined in contract and things can be right. I won’t have to go behind your parent’s backs and hack you on to another network. Hell, your parent’s can even give us cable television and internet! Eventually, I want it all.
All good things come to those who wait.